Just forwarded to me and too good to keep to myself

TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR JOHN HARMON’S CAMPAIGN FOR MAYOR

10. Harmon for Mayor
“because we can!”

9. John H. Harmon for Mayor
(The “H” is for hysterical)

8. John Harmon
Never Had It, Never Will

7. I want to have John Harmon’s baby!

6. I AM John Harmon’s baby!

5. Will Rogers never met John Harmon

4. Harmon for Mayor
Make Rockford what it once was, a frozen wasteland covered by ice

3. Harmon for Mayor
The Eric Cartman of Rockford politics

2. Harmon NOW!


And the number one slogan for John Harmon’s campaign for Mayor

VOTE FOR JESUS
MAKE HARMON 4TH